Attack Choppers: Random inspirational bikes

Monday, July 27, 2009

Random inspirational bikes

Cool Shovel from Japan.
Some brakes and some hydraulic forks would go a lonnnnggg way..... I'm just saying!LIGHT, SKINNY, FAST, HANDLES GOOD, GROUND CLEARANCE, dual 16's, jockey shift, magneto, no battery

Guys.... I hate to point this out to you.... but the Japanese are winning!
(Aren't you going to do something?)

1 comment:

JayJuly 27, 2009 at 6:03 PM
We better step up our game.... Japanese "choppers" fucking rule, I love em'!!!!
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My chopper manifesto

I do not accept the assumption that a rigid framed motorcycle cannot go fast, stop quickly, or handle well. I want my choppers to perform above the social accepted performance standard for rigid framed motorcycles; (that is to say: BAD)
These are the standards I have set before myself to achieve with said choppers:

My choppers must be able to Evade, Pursue, and allow me to survive.
My choppers must be light.
My choppers must be skinny and be able to navigate tight traffic with ease.
My choppers must go fast, accelerate hard, stop well, handle good, and do so without fusing my vertabrae.
My choppers must not scrape hard parts when leaning.
My choppers are not bar hoppers.
My choppers are not non-functioning scuplture.
My choppers must function like a real, useable vehicle.
My choppers must be a valid mode of transportation.
My choppers must not be built for other peoples enjoyment or entertainment.
My choppers must be built for me and my preferences and standards alone.
My choppers must not be fragile.
My choppers must be able to hop curbs, hit potholes, skid, wheelie, do burn outs and crash without breaking.
My choppers must be able to be ridden on all sufaces (Pavement, dirt, gravel, snow, sand, mud)